Liverpool 12thMan-inator 3000

Support Liverpool but cant get to the match?
Travel around a bit and dont know which direction you are pointing?
Then you need the all-in-one nifty iPhone-sized pocket "Liverpool 12thMan-inator 3000"!

It gives you the compass direction for Anfield or for whichever ground The Reds are playing. It tells you the distance away. It does BOTH THESE THINGS!

Using this app you can direct your positive thoughts, your prayers, your hopes in the right direction. No more guessing with the 12thMan-inator 3000!

If Anfield is your Mecca, or even your second Mecca, or not even your Mecca, then this is the app for you.

FA Cup match versus some lowly opposition in a two-bit ground youve never even heard of? No problem for the 12thMan-inator 3000. Simply enter the team we are playing and voila - the direction and distance of the away ground are there right before your very eyes.

Use the 12th Man-inator 3000 to help the team. Remember, if we lose and you havent bought the 12th Man-inator 3000 and sent your prayers, songs, and positive thoughts to the team, you can only blame yourself. In fact we will blame you too.
There are now no excuses to not be part of the 12th Man.

Some likely comments, no doubt, from our downloaders:

"I bought the 12th Man-inator 3000 to use when I am watching in the pub, it has really changed the way I watch Liverpool"
"I built my house so that it faced Anfield just using the 12th Man-inator 3000, bricks, wood, roof tiles and lots of other building materials."

"I regularly buy apps and this seemed a very nifty little one that didnt cost that much. And I dont even support Liverpool."

"I live on Walton Breck Road and I can see Anfield - I can tell you this app REALLY WORKS."

"The 12th Man-inator 3000 is the best app at finding the direction and distance of where Liverpool are playing - dont buy any of the other apps that may or may not do this."

"I tried to drive to Anfield using this app, and it just sent me in a "as-the-crow-flies" direction. Not since the Romans has this been possible. 1/10"

"I dont have an iPhone but even I can see this is BOSS"